what if websites had closing hours
has anyone even noticed that obama kinda rhymes with lasagna? Makes you wonder who is REALLY running this country
so when i was 7 or 8 i’d “write letters to hermione granger” and set them out on the piano in the living room every night with my stuffed toy owl and every morning i’d have a letter from hermione back, sitting at the foot of my bed, and hermione and i corresponded like that for months and i’d just like to thank my mom for writing out a “letter from hermione” for me every single night
Parenting done right
a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop
ugly straight guys that think every gay guy wants to suck their dick
[kicks door in] i heard u talking shit about my favorite character
my preferred method of suicide is sex with Sam Winchester
going out with a bang
was that a pun
either that or the sound of the gun he shoots you with once he realizes you are a werewolf
iT’S BEEN SEVEN SEASONS
STILL TOO SOON
"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"
"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"
"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"
SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.
jack barakat is not allowed to be cute and hot and sexy and funny and a sweetheart and kind and generous and love kids and popular and humble and just not a dick-head in any way at all IT’S ILLEGAL TO HAVE ALL THE GOOD TRAITS IN LIFE BECAUSE IT MAKES ME WANT HIM AND I CAN’T HAVE HIM THAT’S A REALLY BIG PROBLEM